The Tears of Small Children

So I caught a cold from one of my friends. Honestly, this is the fastest I've ever kicked a cold's ass and I'm waiting for it to come back (knock on wood, it doesn't!). Anyway, whilst taking my cold medicine cocktail this week I decided someone needs to make chocolate flavored cough syrup.

Maybe not chocolate flavored, but just not death and the tears of small children... Am I right?