Dance Moms Drinking Game

Now this is TOTALLY tongue in cheek, but a couple of my friends (Halei and Tracy) love love LOVE Dance Moms. Having all danced ourselves, we love watching these talented little girls far outdo us at our best. Not to mention their moms and teachers are INSANE and butt heads like crazy. Well season 2 started last week and we decided there probably needs to be a drinking game to go along with it.

*It should be noted that this is completely fake, otherwise you might die from alcohol poisoning.*

Take a shot anytime Abby says "Everyone's replaceable."
Finish your drink anytime Cathy says her dancers are better than Abby's.
Finish your drink anytime Maddie wins a title or finishes ahead of Chloe.
Take a shot anytime a mom confronts Abby.
Take a shot anytime Melissa sucks up to Abby.
Finish your drink anytime a mom gets mad at Melissa (or Jill because that's where I see this season going).
Take a shot anytime anyone cries.
Take a shot anytime Abby yells at an individual girl.


These are TOTALLY FAKE. DO NOT attempt this or you will end up VERY sick (if not dead). I just thought it would be funny to make a list of everything you could do while watching Dance Moms because the show is so outrageous. You should check it out at 8 (central) on Lifetime. IT's the only reason I watch Lifetime.